Unpleasant Fantasies

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thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

(via modernfairytale)

healthier-habits:

This is a yummy Crockpot Pumpkin Oatmeal Recipe! If you want to have your pumpkin oatmeal ready in the morning, try this slow cooker pumpkin oatmeal recipe!
Click here for full directions!

dont-puck-with-me:

the NHL is 50% hot dads and 50% bad puns and 100% b o o t y 

(via modernfairytale)

"Theres a brief moment when you first wake up, where you have no memories. A blissful blank slate, a happy emptiness."

- AnnaSophia Robb, The Carrie Diaries (via collapsed)

(Source: collapsed, via lafleur-yingyinn)

byeexcess:

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(Source: crawferd, via matt-douchene)


"Everybody wants to be a cat."

"I’ll ride in on a sunny day, sing you a song
Steal your heart away, like a cowboy
Hang my hat like I’m here for a while
Kick off my boots and drive you wild, like a cowboy
Baby you know I can’t stay long you’ll wake up I’ll be gone
Until then I’ll hold on, like a cowboy"

chicagohawkey21:

During the flight to Tampa Bay, Brendan Gallagher and Alex Galchenyuk got their shirts stolen by teammates and had no other choice but to get off the plane with only their jackets and pants on.

Lol

(Source: prustytute, via kristenbrink)